Death by Drowning

At 10.15pm, my beloved and trusty phone (b. 2 Nov 2000) plunged to its horrible death deep down the toilet bowl.

Fare thee well. It was a life well lived, and you earn my respect as the only one who stood by me for 3 years (and 2 1/2 relationships. You will be missed.

I think it's really time for a brand new life.