This really isn't the sort of news you want to hear especially when you're seeing a lot of your dentist these days: A former dentist accused of using syringes to
squirt his semen into the mouths of female patients was sentenced to probation on seven assault charges Wednesday though he refused to say he was guilty.
Given that my dentist is prone to singing Side A, I just hope we don't get to Side B.
In other perv news, a man gets 20 jail days for stuffing a toy banana in his pants and flashing it to strangers. But get this--his banana had a smiley face on it. I guess the police did not appreciate that the man only wanted to say "have a nice day" in a different way.