Mummy won't preach, promise.

In less than a month following that open mouthed smack with Britney Spears, Lola Madonna releases a book for children. Hopefully not in the vein of 1992's Sex. But yeah, but what if it is? That would have been interesting. You can always rely on Madonna to shape-shift. From Material Girl to Veronica Electronica, she had everyone eating from her hands. After the bombs that were Swept Away and American Life, she even signed up for the latest Gap campaign. I mean Madonna=Gap was just so far-fatched. But there she was. Ganda ng lola mo, di ba?