And now, it's time for some post Star Awards prattle. Which I had managed to dodge because I had no red gown, and I despise being immobile for hours on end. What I missed: being drowned by Mme. G's hair, who obscured poor Bluekessa from the camera. (Hehehe) What I hope I missed but didn't: Watching Kris Aquino accept her award for Best Game Show host and spawning another issue regarding herself. "To the three most important people in my life. Josh, my mom, and honey--you know who you are." That spawned the theme of speeches for the rest of the night. Everyone had their own version of "Honey, you know who you are."

And honey, I wish I can strangle you. You know who you are. Blech.