f4 4evr!

I don't know what's up with people last week. They kept asking me very weird questions.

tekstongbopis: did u evr dream of becoming a flight stewardess, even as a kid?
kantogirl: uhm, no, never. i think u've bn watching 2 much gwyneth paltrow. sup wid dat?
tekstongbopis: dnt knw. checking student papers, n ders a preponderance of them hu said dey wantd dat.
kantogirl: if u tink abt it, if i wer a bit taller, and wid nicer teeth...maybe...nah!

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blockmate arlyn: U nvr alam hu cares syo til ur buong world gets dilim. if ikaw fol n2 pcs, luk sa syd mo. sum1 s der reachng out sa kamay mo. jst kuha it..it's sa akin.
kantogirl: ikaw ha, ur becoming an annoying conyo girl. im going 2 make sapok u.

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mechajol [upon learning of angas get together]: Block asmbly b? O kasama ang mga xtnded blckmates- bxxxxgirl, nonblockmate arlene, etc?
kantogirl: ikaw, u want 2 invite dem? sabihin ko miss mo na sila, yihee!
mechajol: leche ka. ako na nga ang concerned gaganyanin mo pa ako.
kantogirl: yihee! hehehe.

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And finally this takes the cake:

astrid: hey, u know ung name nung pinaka-popular na guy sa f4?
kantogirl: uhm, si jerry yan aka dao ming si? bakit, sup?
astrid: kilala mo b kung cno dao ming si ng phil lit?
kantogirl: what da f?! sino si jol? is this what they're teaching u in cw now?
astrid: nope. di si jol. pero close na. si charlson ong daw.
kantogirl: eh?! how d hell did he earn dat nick? di naman cia long hair.
astrid: kc chinese siya.
kantogirl: hahaha. so un na ba ang uso ngayon?
astrid: ya. bored yata silang lahat. si krip yuson pauso nun. gusto niya may mag-bansag din sa knya.
kantogirl: hmm...so u mean 2 say may shan cai ng phil lit?
astrid: si carla pacis daw. sabi ni wendell eh.
kantogirl: ayoko na. this is becoming too weird for me.

So apparently that's the new thing in writing circles now. They give each other nicknames. The Dorian Gray of Phil Lit. The Keannu Reeves of Phil Lit. And it has dwindled down to the beloved loveteam of Shan Cai and Dao Ming Si. Lecheng chinovela yan, cultural imperialism my foot!

The height, or the lowest point--depending on your opinion--was when last Friday, I met up with the AngasBoyz in Powerbooks last Friday. The Music One side was crowded with all things F4. And there was this huge poster right inside the shop. Dennis kept on insisting that Jol was everywhere, and pointed out the uncanny resemblance between Jerry Yan and Jol Ong. Ahahaha! Asar talo!

That was back in the days when Jol had anime hair. He got rid of the hair now. He doesn't want to get lynched by teenage girls in the malls. It felt weird walking with them guys. All we needed was another guy to complete the, uhm, fantasy. Si Jol kasi eh. Bati na kayo ni Lei. Wehehehe.