Sunday, February 20
Iron Hymens is the "GIRLS ONLY" Abstinence-Only Education Program produced by the US Dept. of Health and Human Services and the White House Office of Youth Purity.
You can also read First Lady Laura Bush's "very special dispatch" about the ten things every girl should know about boys and their vile private parts. Part of the pledge reads like this: "To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises." Yeah, man, albino penises are soooo scary.
I just find it so hilarious. You can also visit the equally riotous counterpart website for boys Sex is for Fags! which basically intones that if you spill your "dude juice" before you get married, you're dead meat.
So this leads us to the question: Does this mean that President Bush is bading? Shyet, I'm shutting up before the Secret Service pays me a visit.