A gerbil is clawing at my brain. It's been there the whole day, gnawing, clawing, squeaking. It refuses to let me sleep, or read and do something productive that will contribute to the betterment of humanity. I cannot even work on my freaking draft and another deadline is just around the corner. I've run out of paracetamols and aspirins. There must be something out there to rid me of this headache. Please pass me the jackhammer so I can rid myself of a head. Thank you.