Thursday, November 7

Winona Ryder was convicted for 2 counts of shoplifting:
Why, Winona, why? Why did it have to be shoplifting at Saks? This is worse than Noelle Bush getting busted for forging a prescription for Xanax. This is worse than Janeane Garofalo going on a diet.
Hot damn. Let us all go out and air our grief and lamentation by dancing to "My Sharona" in convenience stores everywhere.

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