Thursday, November 21

This could change my mind about Harry Potter:
Harry was transfixed by Myrtle's wet, purple lips before they disappeared under the water. A cool tingling sensation began to work its way down Harry's body. The tingling, combined with the warm pulsating jets along the length of his backside, seemed to mimic Harry's ambivalence about what was happening. On the one hand, he didn't want to be here, he didn't even like Myrtle. On the other, the pain down below was growing stronger, and he just wanted someone, anyone — even a ghost — to end it.
The above paragraph is "allegedly" part of the chapter that JK Rowling wants to include. Well, that is if the publishers are brave enough to put raging hormones in the series, parents' protests aside. If the fifth installment is really something like this, heck, I'll run out and read it in a jiffy. I always knew that there was something odd to that Harry-Hermione-Ron axis. It's a love triangle right there. Just bungle the coordinates.

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