My dreamboat* grows up and learns to play the Hollywood game. There is so much buzz surrounding his films coming out this Christmas season, it must be the best comeback of all time. If it works. If it doesn't, at least he can claim to be in Scorsese's "Gangs of New York." Scorsese will get a Best Director Oscar, which is like 20-25 years delayed. Patience is a virtue.**

*This is pre-Titanic, when he was still doing those little films and he wasn't a poster on every girl's bedroom walls. But I once had a poster of him with a swan draped around his neck, a la Bjork. Of course he had to be adorable.

**I never claimed to be virtuous. These days, I am finding myself becoming too impatient. Ha.