For scientist Thomas Hildebrandt, getting a black eye from being hit by an elephant's (1.5m long) penis is just part of the job--especially if you're out to save the species.
It reminds me of this story I heard from some writers that in UP Los Banos, there's a female cow whose job is to excite the male cows. They tie this cow to a post and then line up all the guy cows. Then when the doctors get the semen, they send it all over the country. To promote the continuation of the species, baby. I suppose her job description is something like FHM cover girl, only it's for cows.
And then on to weirder animal news: kinky turtle sex. I didn't know turtles make any kind of sound at all.