I must tell myself this, I am a cat. Here kitty kitty kitty cat

What is the difference between dogs and cats?
Dog: "They feed me, love me and take care of me: they must be gods!"
Cat: "They feed me, love me and take care of me: I must be a god!"

I hate it when I'm like this, all dog, all drooling. But I can't help it. Para akong bumaba sa evolution chain. I must get back to diyosa status. Double leche.