Some jackass is stalking me and asking very annoying
questions. My friend Astrid suggests that the gods
must have deemed me punishable.

On the other hand, there are some people that would
come right up and courteously ask you whether you
are the same person in some web community's message
board or not. I have no problem with that. I know
that given the chance, some people would spice up
their online personas the way they would beef up
their resumes. But there is also something called
etiquette, whether it's about turning off mobile
phones in public performances or using the farthest
spoon from your plate and working inwards.

I still say that, by Jove, is he annoying or what.